Rockabilly Poison Ivy, Joker, and soggy Batman.

As someone who sells engagement rings, this is what I tell all my clients: Do what is right for yourselves. Don't worry about what society/family/friends tells you is ok, or not ok.

it's a ring light giving that effect

Unless you are in Build A Bear. Then it's Stuffing (?) Bear?

" and licking the butt of a stuff bear in a sexual manner."

I just saw this bluesy babe last night.

I tried this one on at Dillards, and it was gorgeous! They are no longer selling it, but I found it here:

while I think this video is totally adorbs..

I made my own cookie cutter with a coke can, so I could make cookies shaped like my dog Ralphie. I'm only a little obsessed with him.

Just adding that extra 'S' at the end of 'Sharktopus' makes so much more watchable. Get with it, Syfy.

I once had my makeup kit stolen out of my car, and it was approximately $10k worth of makeup that had taken years to accumulate. You've never seen someone cry so hard over eyeshadow.

Push presents have been around for a while; I work in a jewelry store, and we are sure to remind our male clients of this when we find out their wives are expecting. Gimmick? Sure. But I work on commission.

gah. This place and Tilted Kilt kill me.

It was fun to see everyone's scribble!

I LOVE the Korean bath house! Those body scrubbing Korean ladies know how to get shit done! I always go with my Korean friend, and the last time we went she was laughing, and told me that the technicians thought my brazilian wax job was natural, that I was incapable of growing pubic hair. Something about having…

YAY!!! I did makeup for two of the interviewees! Keep an eye out for Loretta Ross and Wendy Clark. Both are fascinating women.

Yay Jennifer Lawrence for Dior! My friend Greg did the fitting/tailoring for the shoot. He is very comfortable around celebrities, as he has been doing the travelocity gnome for years. (no joke)

ah, just as I thought. She totally wanted it. Not rape.

Not guilty how? As in "I did not insert my penis into her vagina" or "it's not legitimate rape bc she was dressed like whore and got on a bus without a husband, and therefore totally wanted to be disemboweled"

"yes sir, I would like to sell you my stepmother. you see, she was shaped into a princess cut, and I like to consider myself more of a round brilliant kind of gal"