I'm his biggest fan.

TOTALLY going to be making marshmallow replicas of my dog now!

My grandfather and my great grandmother donated their bodies to the University of Louisville. Losing my grandfather was traumatic, unexpected, and nearly tore my grandmother apart. It's a small relief, however, that we didn't have to pick out a casket, or a burial suit, and the last image of him is not dead in a…

they are awesome. Amazing people!

My friends got married there last year. It's a really really cool house!

My current apartment has no overnight guests allowed. The landlord is 80 and she said her reason was "because that's how you young girls get killed". well. She doesn't live anywhere near me, so it's not like she ever found out a former boyfriend lived with me for a year. legal? doubt it. I'll play this stupid…

How would anyone know if the child was drunk anyway?

This makes me happy to hear, only for the fact that I can drop this knowledge bomb on my boyfriend's mother the next time she proudly declares that she refuses to fill prescriptions for it (she's a pharm tech)

@RosemaryRue: I *JUST* won tickets to Bonnaroo this morning. I am so excited, but dreading the pee options. I'm short and chubby and don't hover over port-o-potties too well. I might jut be investing in one of those.

I am showing this to my 70 year old grandma. She thought I was full of shit when I told her that she and her boyfriend should go get tested regularly. She had only been with one man, and he was a widow. They've been dating off and on for about ten years, and during one of their breaks he dated another woman. She…

I remember one year for Rosh Hashanah my dad left a place setting for Monica Lewinsky so she could blow the shofar. We're a classy group.

I just called Grandma to ask if she ever used Lysol, and she said some girls used to use "cok'cola" as a birth control douche. Shake it up and get it up there, I guess.

A lot of groomers use chalk.

In defense if people who dye their dogs, my mother is a mobile dog groomer in Boca (her business is called DoggieStylz). Animals don't get hair sure like people, which has ammonia and other harsh chemicals in it. Rather, they get food coloring or chalk. I agree with the fear of chicks and bunnies being sold a…

Maybe she ate someone with cancer and coughed part of them up, which is why there was no cancer to be found in her body. It's the only reasonable explanation.

If my father can be listed on my sister's birth certificate as birth father, and he be responsible for child support, even though he was shipped to Korea for 12 months and came home to a 2 week old baby, then I see no problem with two lesbians being listed on a birth certificate.

My priest taught me Immaculate Conception was the clean conception of Mary. It is celebrated nine months before the birth of Mary.

I see a lot of antique stones in refurbished settings; a lot of the older settings were resized and worn so much that the metal was compromised.

Yes, just as any stone, you should buy from reputable dealers, and do your homework. No industry is 100% safe from shady people, though.

All rings need repair and maintenance from time to time. Prongs get bent, finger sizes change, metal gets scratched. But do you honestly want the hassle and cost of something that has to be in the shop every year? I've never been a fan of rings with pave diamonds, and those are really popular right now. But those…