CAN I COME!?!?!?!!??

You should sell this to OK! and tell them you overheard it in an L.A. nightclub.

4 men in 4 weeks? And that is shocking now?

*falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOoOOoOoo

IS THAT YOU, KAYLA, YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH?! /hiss

Eh, I really don't see the harm in young women wanting an event where they can put on nice dresses and fancy shoes.

Yeah, this sounds familiar. In high school I had this girl who hated my guts for absolutely no reason. She just hated me. Anyway, she used to tell people that I only befriended my group of friends to make myself appear hotter. Uhhhh. We were in the same social circles. What did that say about her? That she was an…

Funny you should say...

Isn't there some kind of theory where people subconsciously tend to befriend others who are a similar level of attractiveness to them?

Ah I see. My high school was kind of like that, but there wasn't a ton of fights. But there were some pretty bad kids there while I attended.

I don't know why I starred that except you seem really hard and I want you to be my friend. Seriously.

Lindy,

Mine will be called: This Is As Good As It Is Ever Going To Get And I Didn't Know It And Now I'm Sad.

Where'd you go, Los Santos High?

Aw, I'm sorry :( High school was pretty much the worst.

FML hardcore.

... and nobody has paid money for my blog about bugs in Japan.

never forgetting that a girdle can be a girl’s best friend.

Don't be a drunken jerk. Don't puke on people. Don't be racist. Don't touch people who don't want to be touched, and don't steal things from house parties or bars. Don't knock people's shit over. Don't take a coat that isn't yours. Don't throw up in the back of a cab...

And here I was running out of mean things to think about my vagina.