Money is tight I know when things are tough if I dont eat a 99 cent cheeseburger, sometimes I dont eat anything.

I aM currently.trying to.get banned from Facebook by going around the building I work in (same place I go to school) and eating people's deserted lunches out ofthe fridges and posting pictures of myself doing so.

I WANNA BE DITA VON TEESE'S CAT.

NEVER IF WE'RE LUCKY.

HEY AT LEAST IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS MADE OF HUMAN FLESH.

GOOD I WILL CALL MY AVON LADY.

I WOULD LICK THE FuCKING ROAD.

Forehead? CHECKARONI!

WHAT IS THIS FROM?

That is why I use seemingly innocent children's toys for all of my poisoning purposes.

I have watched the view for a shamefully long time.

I was gonna join my community college's sorority, but you gotta be a legacy.

WAZUP POST SPICE.

I personally am a collector of all things strange and perverse.

I ENJOY SPRAY CHEESE,

Whatever, I aM drinking a nice seasonal autumnal beergarita on my garage treadmill with a couple cats watching me.

Shut up Rush Limbaugh! I STILL GOTTA GET A PATENT FOR MY ABORTION MACHINE!

Shh shhh,

Me too!

I am a very confused and experimental individual.