Money is tight I know when things are tough if I dont eat a 99 cent cheeseburger, sometimes I dont eat anything.

I aM currently.trying to.get banned from Facebook by going around the building I work in (same place I go to school) and eating people's deserted lunches out ofthe fridges and posting pictures of myself doing so.

I WANNA BE DITA VON TEESE'S CAT.

NEVER IF WE'RE LUCKY.

HEY AT LEAST IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS MADE OF HUMAN FLESH.

Forehead? CHECKARONI!

WHAT IS THIS FROM?

That is why I use seemingly innocent children's toys for all of my poisoning purposes.

I have watched the view for a shamefully long time.

I was gonna join my community college's sorority, but you gotta be a legacy.

WAZUP POST SPICE.

I personally am a collector of all things strange and perverse.

I ENJOY SPRAY CHEESE,

Whatever, I aM drinking a nice seasonal autumnal beergarita on my garage treadmill with a couple cats watching me.

Shut up Rush Limbaugh! I STILL GOTTA GET A PATENT FOR MY ABORTION MACHINE!

Shh shhh,

Me too!

I am a very confused and experimental individual.

Right?

Natasha Lyonne and I share a similar fitness routine.