I wonder how many times he has to do this to get the best reaction shots. And I'm wondering what he was hanging that wrecking ball from.

First, nobody said that they didn't have money to feed themselves at all. The trouble has a lot to do with time. Poor people — especially people who work more than one job and have children — do not have the kind of luxury of time that wealthier people do. So it's not just that a 99 cent cheeseburger is cheap; it's…

WHEN WILL THIS STOP. OMFG STOP IT.

Is People always this funny?

I don't eat for pleasure, I eat for nutrients. - Scott Eastwood

Are double BJs really as rare as this article suggests?

No one would suspect they are poison, right? Right?!

Those are the actual dolls? I thought it was a stock image. They look teeny tiny. Rest assured I would not have bought my children one in the first place. They are pretty creepy looking to me. Their eyes look evil.

Come now—you need an "extra capacity" toaster to fit bagels. This is clearly not that.

The real story here is the increasing inability of teens (and adults, it's true of everyone) to process, understand, or talk about something if it doesn't happen online. Say what you will about the importance of social media and the increasing connectedness of people due to the internet and yada yada yada, kids are…

I absolutely love this post, and it really strikes at the heart of the problem. When you're given nothing to do with the process other than showing up and listening to Sermon 6A out of the "Funeral Director's Guide to Boring the Fuck Out of People" and you're a teenager who can barely wrap your head around the…

Brilliant!

I've got your fracking 'shopped toaster right here.

I'm blonde, blue-eyed, whiter than paper (almost clear!), a little punk rock (or alternative or whatever) and I took German in high school in the South. At statewide or multi school German club shin digs every neo nazi tried to hook up with me. They would try to impress me by name dropping Mein Kompf and various neo…

I was at a bar about 10 years ago and this guy came up to me and asked, "Are you Jewish?" I replied, "no," and then he said, "oh, I definitely thought you were because of your nose." I asked him what the fuck that was supposed to mean, and he started stammering and said, "It's cute, that's all I meant to say!" Asshole…

I think Jennifer is on to something here!

I can't stop watching that gif...it's mesmerizing. Horrible, but mesmerizing.

My record- two women in two months.

Khloe, calm down. At least you're not engaged to Kanye.