I haven't seen Mr. Selfridge, but Jeremy Piven offends me more than the rest of them put together. Minus Adrian Grenier who I can't shake my affection for.

This comment gets an unqualified "OH HAEL YES."

I'm with you re:ball sports. At least human balls are soft and warm :)

Right? WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SAND PAPERY.

I'm in that same boat, my man. What's worse is that I don't even OWN any foundation, let alone concealer! I must have grown up in a bad home, because my mother never taught my brother and I how to wear makeup. Maybe some of you ladies can help me out: how much eye shadow should I use, and where is the best make-up…

As a man I plan on wearing a feminine top, tailored skirt, and leg-lengthening heels. If I don't get a job then I'm suing UC Irvine.

Oh, I'm there, with champagne! And for giggles, if you haven't already done so, google their photos. In person, I couldn't remember which brother was which so I used to just awkwardly say hi. Luckily, they never remembered me either :)

I beg to differ

I know you're joking, but it's actually weirdly easy to run into him. The Marciano bros.' corporate office is in L.A. and they do store visits pretty frequently.

Also, WHY DOES SHE THINK SHE HAS TO BITE THE CORD?! We have implements made for this very purpose that would do the job much more neatly and cleanly than her filthy, germ-riddled mouth would.