YES!

Yea I can understand that.

Merge yourself with the horse, what girl group has had a centaur?

Then I make a bunch of jokes about necrophilia and am promptly burned at the virtual stake.

I will even do some commenting from rehab.

A Game Where You Torture Someone Because They Want You To

As Pumpkin Spice I am the one who gets mad media attention for like six months, and then spirals out of control when it all stops abruptly. And Gingerbread Spice is the new hot one.

Before justifiable, before. I am planning on living the rocknroll lifestyle.

I call Pumpkin Spice.

Now I am gonna call out Posh Spice for only using skinny models. Give me a chance! I WILL MODEL THE SHIT OUT OF SOME SHIT.

Elizabeth Hurley, the reason for bottomless sunbathing is because my vagina is solar powered, I am trying to save the environment.

Well it was community college and I don't really know. But if he did or didn't he was being an asshole either way.

I hard in all the right places. ;)

Psh, I fucked the windshield of my car last night. And I don't even have a garage.

That is the way to do it.

Are you one of those people who did not have an unfortunate time in high school? If so, fuck you, no not really, I'm sorry, my wounds are both recent and deep.

Nah, it was just a regular high school, but in like a smaller city-town so you had all of the richer kids and poorer kids going to one school. Made for a lot of nasty fights.

I would read that over seeing this dumb movie any day. In fact make this movie about a bug that gets super popular by wearing white gloves and pearls. Yea, then I would watch the shit out of it.

I am going to try to sell DreamWorks on a movie based on my high school experience. I am going to call it Grease: My Fucking Grandparents Lied About How Great High School Would Be.

A knifing, a fistfight, those were regular events. Things did not get excited until someone brought a handgun or a homemade bomb.