Nah, that's cute, he looks drunk. Nice drunk kitty.

These videos make the miracle of life seem like a stomach churning idea.

First thought, this is cute.

It will be even more delicious as punishment for jack-o-lantern inadequacy.

Wait did you search for birth tape or the sores?

Did it make you live in fear of contracting herpes? Or genital worts? We only saw the sores, not the genitals, but that was enough for me. Shudder.

I think Kanye West realizes that the people who like his music and not necessarily who he is publicly just have to let everything he says go in one ear and out the other and the people who like him and his music want this kind of nutty stuff from him.

It was just a joke man, why take it so seriously? Are you and Taco DiCaprio friends?

Yea, but see guyinblackshirt, I didn't mean that of course given said opportunity to kill someone and fuck ScarJo this fella would absolutely do it. I just was joking that people say "I would kill to . . . blah blah" all the time and they do not really mean it in any way. And it is funny that people say that all the…

I could not tell you what the name or maker was of the video, but let me tell you this, she had very dark hair and lots of it, as did the precious miracle. Not that there is anything wrong with that, just between the birth and the blood, it was a lot to take in.

Yell at it. EITHER YOU BECOME A RESPECTABLE JACK-O-LANTERN OR YOU BECOME A PIE.

Yes, I realize this. I was just making a joke.

All of them were too cute for jail at one point. Now not so much.

If I was drunk enough I would make love to either one of those Miley Cyrus pumpkins.

Pencils of Promise is what I am going to name my all male burlesque stripshow.

It can't get worse, can it? Was it a lotus birth?

GLOSTICKS ANYBODY?

I told my refridgerator I was too cute to not have fudge pops and it told me to go screw myself with a concrete dildo on a rocking chair. I now have charges against me for appliance assault and battery.

When I was in high school, a couple of years ago, we saw the birth videotape. It was literally a tape from 1990, and holy full bush full of blood full frontal baby emergence no no no. Wrap it up because I want none of that. That baby would be older than I am and I wonder if he knows how many people have seen his balls.

I hope they keep him in Dracula to the end though. But I doubt it, they have already started with the DRACULA WANTS TO FUCK YOUR LADY AND ALSO ALL THE LADIES storyline.