No, really. What is that.

We should cut out paper snowflakes and mail then en masse to senators and reps and the WH.

The irony of it all is that trump is the biggest snowflake there is. That guy is triggered by everything.

I was going to suggest that we do our own snowflake coloring book of Trumpanzees but then I realized it’s boring if the only crayon you get to use is white.

Alcohol and drugs? In music, you say? Well, I’ll be.

Peak Wiig, y’all. And good on Lana for her life.

Sorry Lindsay

Well Miss Smarty-Pants maybe you can tell us how she was supposed to get rid of the fly she swallowed?

But why do they all have British accents, if they’re supposed to be French?

The Ghost Of Bad Hygiene

It’s one of the first that comes to mind when I see Thicke.

Was this shot with a smegma filter?

Ahh, “the bowling ball.”

I prefer the term ‘Irish’ thank you.

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

A real doctor.

These are AWESOME! Thank you.

That sounds suspiciously like a challenge.