Or they were raised on skim milk and therefore whole milk tastes like liquid butter. See also: raised on diet cola, therefore regular is disgustingly sweet.

Mmph. I just had sex by accident.

While I think these people are petty and gross, I also think it is awesome to see such a compilation of proof that sooooo many people really don't give a fuck about your kids.

Mission Control: Liftoff in T minus 10...9...8...