If you like mushrooms, a big portobello mushroom cap is only 35 calories each... And if you throw in an onion, that’s only 45 calories. A zucchini is around 30 calories. So dice all those up, toss them in salt, pepper, and a drizzle of red wine vinegar (less than 5 calories) roast, eat. It’s a lot of food for under…

So, second cousins are okay?

Your commitment to express how much you don’t like her is the funniest thing I’ve read so far today. Like you go all in with: “fucking”, then say, “dislike” instead of loathe, hate, despise, etc as one may expect. It really heightens the emotional rollercoaster we are on as a country. I love you, man!

Haha, I looked around my own house! Aside from the diaper and trash... kids are all older, so no diapers and they swap off taking garbage out so that’s never an issue these days (although I remember boycotting it at the same time my husband boycotted it... that was fun.)

Oh! And if you have to hire a decorator to stage an aesthetically pleasing “mess”, then your house is officially not lived-in.

A rolled dirty diaper on the floor next to wherever you squat to change your baby that you intend to throw away next time you are up, but then don’t get up and so it remains for the whole day...

I always wonder if they know they can easily achieve a “lived-in” look for their home by... living in it? Maybe instead of having fifty homes and staying 2 blocks away at The W when they’re in town.

I feel like they decorate just to have pictures put in magazines at some point. Barefoot, too, because they live there,…

Hours later, still funny. Especially the video.

I’m sorry. :(

Oh shit

Is anyone else just so thrown off by this guy? He is a horrible, vile douche of extraordinary proportions, but he looks like Gepetto. It’s hard to reconcile the monster interior with the grandfatherly exterior.

I mean, you went through something. I know some southerners just call the ordeal “stew”, but I’m not one of those.

I wish I were that important.

I’m sorry but cleaning feces should not be part and parcel with a customer service job. No. Not unless businesses want to throw in hazard pay. Otherwise, hire people who can clean it without risking their health, as they have the proper training and tools to... deal with stools? lol

It’s a bacterium that may cause really stinky (sometimes quite severe) diarrhea.

It’s one of those things like decomp, or a long forgotten tampon some unlucky person has to go in and retrieve, or melena (not to be confused with Trump’s wife, Melenia, whose scent I know nothing about), which is digested blood from your…

I (happily) do not work in a hospital or nursing home so I almost never have to smell it now. But I do remember the first time I smelled it and was assured (warned?), “Smell that? C.diff. And you will never forget it as long as you live,” and thus far, I’ve not forgotten. It’s seared into my memory, I can make myself…

Was it a glass of cranberry juice or a trough of it? HOW DIDN’T YOU SEE IT? 3 or 4 inches across, goddamn it. Spiders. I can’t talk since I ate ants and since I shared the roach story, though. Bitter, this taste of my own medicine.

lol, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to.

Have you ever thought that something tastes like how this other thing looks or smells? Such a weird connection we make as people. Stuff like, “Ew, that tasted like how barf looks.” or “That tasted like how C. diff smells.”