I think roachy means it had a certain flavor indicative of roach, lol.

No, you follow your heart, dear Flamingo.

Until seeing the links to other roach stories, I had no idea they were covered so thoroughly here.

On it.

Misery loves company. I am completely convinced this is all there is behind pretty much every dick thing in the world today. There is no reason to oppress anyone for being who they are and trying to find contentment, unless you are a hateful motherfucker who can only feel some false semblance of happiness at someone…

AND CHEMTRAILS.

I don’t know why I find this so fucking funny. I was in tears last night from laughing at the meme and gif, thought I was just hysterically tired, but it’s still cracking me up today. That cat. That goat llama whatever thing. Jesus Christ.

HOLY SHIT YOU SOLVED PIZZAGATE

Jinni, don’t you see? A book has a cover. Cover is a synonym for what? That’s right, hide. What would these authors need to hide, exactly? THEIR BIG GAY AGENDA.

And some asshole kid pushing your face into the water stream?

A Poot’s Hot-Take sounds like a Dutch Oven, Jr.

My SIL picked “Someone Saved My Life Tonight” by Elton John. Like, WTeverlovingF. She didn’t know the lyrics and only picked up on certain words like “princess”, “queen”, “sugar bear”, “alterbound, hypnotized”, “you’re a butterfly”, and the whole idea that they “saved” each other from misery or something.

It was soooo good. We’re totally spoiled down here in FL, lots of amazing South American restaurants, Puerto Rican restaurants, Cuban restaurants... basically, any Latin restaurant you could ever hope for. And they’re all great, you really cannot go wrong. At least, I’ve never gone wrong and I’ve lived here my whole…

I like that dress! I remember back when those flowered sort of shirt-dresses came in style, I used to wear those or babydoll dresses (crushed velvet, ohhhh yeah) with combat boots, much to my mom’s horror. She wanted me to wear kitten heels, hell no. Anyway, I only ever buy clothes for myself at lulus- I mean, I will…

I had a combo arepa (stuffed with shredded beef, pork, chicken, as well as shrimp and potato salad, then topped with llanero cheese and this white garlic sauce), parchita juice, and my husband and I split a big piece of guayaba cheesecake. I have a second piece in the fridge for later and I think now is that very…

I bet Weezer was good. Billy Joel is one of my favorites! I had one of his Greatest Hits albums playing earlier and heard “Innocent Man” for the first time in about a decade. Nice. I also remember being a kid, sitting in the middle backseat of my parents’ minivan next to my sister while my brother got the entire back…

WE DID SOMETHING GOOD, FLORIDIANS! Let’s keep this momentum and not dry hump an inflatable pool float on Aisle 3 at Wal Mart and lead a slow speed chase through the store on the electric carts for a change.

About fucking time! Holy shit, anyone else get that vibration in their gut? THIS is the brimstone and fire I can get behind, fuck those elitist pricks stealing from Medicaid. Fuck them good. Bad. Fuck them bad.

I never made a friend by just saying hi, but I bet that’d be cool. I usually went the alternate route of, “Hey, you be my friend or I’ll gnash your Barbie doll’s fingers flat.”