Sounds good, I’ll have three of whatever you’re having.

Those things all over its head and torso are FEET! This makes me so happy, they are probably the best cartwheelers ever.

UGLIEST? I beg to differ, Dailymail. Blasphemy.

I did have some “chicka-chickas” as I was mentally rapping it. :P

HA, him and the Clear Eyes guy (I dunno why I always associate Ben Stein with Alex Trebek) should form a rap duo:

I have no idea but its toes look like Vienna sausage. I don’t even know what the things coming off the rest of its body are. Mutant trunk? Sadly malformed unicorn horn? Twigs? Antennae? Skin tags?

It’s soooooo cute.

Me either. So I hope he gets this for awhile:

It’s mine. MASH said I would get a shifty, tumbling, stage-prop shack when I grew up.

He’s so triggered, he probably thinks this song is a trigger. He’s soooooo triiiiiiggered! I bet he thinks this song is a trigger, trigger, trigger...”

“Well, son, there it is.”

“But what IS it?”

I know someone up for the job of stand-in dancer...

Vanishing Milo Cream, lol. Watch your morals, dick, and career disappear right before your very eyes!

Land of Milk and Honey right thurr.

I want a snowflake coloring book to keep in my office.

Didn’t go to the ED when his erection lasted more than 4 hours and now he’s stuck like that forever. :(

“Weasely twatwaffles”

Why do his eyebrows always look like they are pleading for someone to call SWAT?

Ha, I had taken my nightly 2mg (ahem,4mg) lorazepam and forgot to roll over for sleep. Fought it too long, it’s half dream, half terrifying recesses of mind. no telling which. I felt bad, tried to apologize in another post, then raaaaaaan from the vagina world. But thank you for your confusion but inability*not* to…

Thank you to the link to the cemetery, bout to click. Will be looking into their preferences on benches, statues, topiary, too. How horrible.

Gah, tripped and fell face first in here. Wasn’t really certain how the post would be taken... a V-Day holiday thing, so thought it would be light. I am sorry if I offended anyone with the maybe R-X talk depending on the time of day where you are, and if you are struggling with clinical or psychological issues, I…