I am 36, goddamn. I got the vagina thing down. Being a woman.... is awesome. You have babies. It’s cool. Hurts, but very hear me roar.

Christ. End of JH. I stayed strong with the fashion... spent $200 in heathered, distressed v-neck tshirts today, hubby is like, “Are they Kanye’s?” and I’m like, “Cobains!” but now I have to return them and nick one from a thrift store instead out of respect.

Baby Luna is soooooo damn cute, though. Cheeks!

Goddamn it, it’s ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuned (without the “i”) for me now.

I mean, just get a tattoo of it. Works if you dunawunna do that actual “it”, too.

Emma’s eyebrows are just so accommodating and and amenable. Of course you can have a cup of tea. Wash your petticoats? Absolutely.

Underutilized word. Well done.

Right, and his little mini-bowler’s paunch/beer belly just drags it further in the gutter. Bleh.

Steve Bannon wants the world to feel as bad as he looks.

We’re all fucked.

Holy shit, what WAS that?! Gorsuch looks violated at the end of it.

And what the heck, why didn’t they give you a swag bag?! Cardinal rule there, dating back to the elementary school years’ birthday party goody bags. Bad form. You deserved a bag!

Are HOLES in style?! The picture of the model in the pink gown at the end, there is a dude back there wearing a shirt that looks like many of my shirts. I only wear them to bed currently, but damn if I’m not crossing my fingers that hole couture is the next big thing.

You and acorn, doing the Lord’s work.

Biracial and lactose intolerant. First time I’ve ever been happy I can’t chug a shake.

This is the only place on the whole internet that people would get that en masse.

So much every answer you got. They’re all right.

Also, we have a very ignorant mass of people here. They actually resent intelligence. They resent the people who are more intelligent than they are. They like being able to use the fruits of those intelligent people to enjoy comfortable, fun lives... you won’t see them…

Aaaaand now it’s in my head.

Poor Katherine. Maybe she can stay with Janet longer :(

“turns out one of the guitar strings had gotten caught on her belly ring, and people yanking at the guitar almost tore it out”

“I was the arts and music editor at an alt weekly in 2002, and I do not remember this incident nor do any of my coworkers”