Seems like turnabout should be fair play. He bothers everyone all the time, if you count existing.

I never even tried marijuana until I was 28 and getting ready to apply for my program. I knew I’d be very unlikely to try it after that, so my husband went to his parents’ house and got us some. Did it that night. Lost sense of time, I was trying to go downstairs and my staircase kept stretching and adding more steps,…

Last I heard, she had him cremated and then used the ashes as fill for a stuffed dog from Build-a-Bear.

Succinct. I like. 

She meant paaaaawww yeah, but she’s probably a cute kid so we’ll let it pass.

You give him some green, he gives you some gold... that eventually turns your finger green.

She’s a hag who gets her hair and skim regiment from Trump.

He’s her Cedric.

Eye of the beholder and all that, but yeah, you’re right. His personality and character are dreadful, so it can’t be that kind of attraction. That leaves physical attraction (oh, hell no) or money.

YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS Erika and Eileen are top dogs imo, too. I can’t wait for the throwdown.

Keebler. Go back to your tree and fetch me some Fudge Stripes.

Oh god, I still get requests from my family to play whatever game they are obsessed with at any given time. No.

We’re going to need you to donate your body to science so we may find and extract what you have the rest of the world doesn’t. You may be mankind’s only hope, but don’t let that pressure you or anything.

Wincin’ and clenchin’!

I like the gray pants in the top middle picture. I like high waters, nothing sexier than ankles.

(Me too)

I realize this is just another example of their twisted, weird justifications (“I can use ethnophaulisms because I heard a black person say the “N” word before!”) and I know a book or movie can’t be blamed for a bunch of simple houseplants coming to the conclusion that consensual sex between adults = sexual assault,…

I actually am mad at the books and movie because back when Trump was caught bragging about sexual assault, the Conservaturds used this series as justification.

It’s like