Trump’s all, “Strange Fruit? Well, alright. I’ll grab her by the kumquat.”

I think that’s assault, not a ‘pillow fight’, N. Enquirer.

Normally I’d agree but a brain aneurysm sounds nice right about now...

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Wow, that was an unexpected blast from the past. I’d watch this.

Damn.

The way you expressed that is sort of sad, sort of beautiful, and very likely true, all at the same time.

nooooooo wtf

This is sad but true. Concerts I’ve been to over the last 5-8 years or so have had people holding their phones up in front of their faces, recording what is right there! Put the phone down and watch! It sucks the enjoyment from the moment because they’re less responsive to the band or artist and that, in turn, sort…

Aretha, too. I spent a day week before last just falling into the Aretha Franklin Youtube hole... so many performances and all were different yet perfect in their own right.

hahaha, are you trolling Trump? I made a Twitter account a few months ago but never used it. I should add him just to see what funnies people put on his page.

His lips look like a bleached asshole. :(

Ha, look at the picture in the main post. He actually looks like he has a soiled, bunchy diaper on!

Gah, your name. Whyyyyyyyy?

Depending on the picture, I’ve thought Trump looked like: Captain Kangaroo, Snarf from Thundercats, Barf from Spaceballs, and Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. He has a face that screams ‘cartoony ridiculousness’.

Are circus peanuts banana flavored? I never knew! Gross.

I’m from Florida and hate that TX is doing this to its citizens but I’m a little relieved that it’s not FL at the same time- because usually it is us.

Isn’t self-imposed devaluation upsetting to see? I have read so many posts on various social media platforms where people who suffer most from cutting these types of policies feel as though it’s just the way it is and even how it should be. “We shouldn’t have food or healthcare if it means the wealthiest people and…

Feudalism is the zombie apocalypse we’ve been fearing! Vassals back from the dead to eat the hearts and souls of the poor and bring their vaginas and fetuses to their lords.