I just kinda wish Kris had named Rob, Krob, and insisted the K was silent. Just for the LOLS.

Vin runs his own FB page - no assistants, no bull. It's all him.

When you cut a newborn's umbilical cord, what do you think of?

God damn, Vin Diesel just out here continuing to crush it.

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?

But post-racial 'Murica because Obama!

let his ass stay home. why should the punishment be lenient? he mocked a child with a sexually charged insult and he wants to keep representing his school? nope.

"...if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn't be here today."

I am sure she has a fainting couch. Because she resents the implication. SHE RESENTS THE IMPLICATION GOOD SIRS AND MADAMS.

It's par for the course. I only do so when I recover from my fainting couch, as the staggering amount of $15/hour caused me to pass out. What would I do with a multitude of riches?

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

I am really very curious about whether the worker who diagnosed the IUD as a pregnancy was doing it in a deliberately misleading way or if it was a diagnostic mistake. Neither would surprise me, but it'd be interesting to know.

Here's the proud papa