It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.
Birth control pills: good for you or not good for you? (Don't answer that; it's a trick question, since no one has a…
If you witness a restaurant owner committing sexual harassment, you're allowed to post about it on TripAdvisor — as…
This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.
Sometimes shit in life becomes too much and something—be it small or large—pushes you over the emotional edge. Often…
It's not basically abuse, it is abuse. That owner is a dick.
Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a new regular feature where we share people's worst experiences at the worst places.…
my feet get all icky when i don't wear socks, but i hate the look of socks but then they are dino big so the lil short shortie socks that are supposed to stay hidden just fall down :((((((((((((
Porn. I'm talking about porn.
Julia Stiles, Mark Paul Gosselar, Judy Blume, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, a Missy Elliot lyric?
I feel like I care more about Mark's random life info than I do about anything else on dirtbag.
I'm trying to curate a fresh and innovative experience for you. One that blends the modern and contemporary with echoes of the past.
Mark, if you DON'T want a cross-stitch version of this to give to Allen as the birthday gift he never knew he needed, the time to speak up is NOW
in my mind I call her 'second wife'.
Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?
Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.
This is Dean Smith. He really, rilly loves his lady, Jennifer. On Jennifer's birthday last year, he realized he…
One who has been properly housebroken.