If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

How is it this movie's fault that your nephew is fixating on her breasts?

The Cersei Lannister diet?

Not even a joke by much. I'm still surprised when I see a porn star roughly as big as Chris. It was a visual turn on for sure, but it was like trying to give head to a forearm.

If you yell into it takes 3 seconds for the echo to return.

Penis size is actually calculated using this equation.

Also totally true.

I heard if a woman has had three children, and you put your ear to her vagina, you can hear the ocean.

As an Gay Asian man, I must say:

When he came, we had sex

No, it's totally true. Women who have had three or more children regularly have to pick their internal organs off the ground and stuff them back in. It's terribly inconvenient.

Dear Taylor,

That was a quote from another site. That being said, can we please get rid of that myth?

"...which had already birthed three children."...

C'mon Jezebel. Having kids does not make your vagina huge.

YOU WANNA FIGHT?

Mark, I love you buddy but there is only one bubblegum princess and no doubt she would not be pleased to be compared to a pop starlet.