Just think; it's implying that your tongue shits down your throat.

If you're heading to McMurdo you'll be going through Christchurch NZ. Plenty of good food and booze there.

It sounds delicious. Good luck moving though! I just moved house last week and all of my boxes are marked 'misc'. I am not organised.

IT LOOKS GOOD.

Oh my god! I am weirdly jealous!!

Your throat is kind of a reverse butt.

Kitchenette comments are THE BEST.

I'M SO DISAPPOINTED...

OH MY GOD
What if your tongue had two little pink arms with little hands... And they would like help move the food around in your mouth and they could massage your gums... And assist in blowjobs... Afterwards it would shake its little hands for a job well done and then they'd get to work picking any pubic hair out of…

... aaaand the Internet provideth, as usual:

Curiously, this triggered both my gag AND my fight or flight reflex.

To be fair they did manage to put both the "dom" and the "no" in their ad campaign pretty successfully.

what an invigorating soak!

Nope Gif, call for you on line 1. Nope Gif, please pick up line 1. Thank you.

My first thought...oh hell no.

Did someone swap out the art guy's weed for bathsalts?

Why didn't they use a pizza slice in bondage instead?! WHY?!?!??!

I cannot gaze upon the bottom of that tongue without visions of a well-shorn scrotum filling my brain.