but also, lol.

We started out kinda funny and we ended up with a huge bummer, happy Friday, you're welcome!

While it's true that they are garbage nightmares, they can also be an endless source of entertainment. Their obliviousness can be quite humorous if you ignore the fact that they could actually have a (however slim) chance to implement their crazy ideas all over us.

Stephanie Izard seemed lovely when I met her and her restaurants are on my short list of places I feel safe eating (food allergies). Her employees seem to like her too.

Oh shit, I would love to say a few things to him face to face. And I wouldn't be couching it in any sort terms that I respect him, because I do not respect him or people say and think the things he does. I get that Michelle had to say that in the circumstances, but I'd love to see someone straight up tell him he's a…

I am not Mr. Pinkham but perhaps I can help?

No no. He's a Randian. Therefore he's an "I" doctor.

As a strict follower of Rand philosophy, I do highly value my cats. We raise them for meat.

Hahaha, he's a doctor.

"We don't have to spell it right."

Pretty sure your website wants me to kill myself, Pinkham. I thought we had a good thing going. WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG???

You just can't find good, organic, free-range kids in most places though, with exception of those daycare-to-table places that are soo expensive.

If you put too much sauce on the children, it detracts from the natural flavors.

I thought porn gifs were banned here??

Thanks, now I need to change my pants. DAMN YOUR DELICIOUS GIFS!!!

I know ediorial staff has nothing to do with ad placement/products but I find this hilarious

youre a bitch. i bet some poor, nice fucking girls in axo are freaking the fuck out during their FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES because your article now reigned hell on their sorority. i bet theyre having to deal with their nationals and will be getting shit on as a chapter for the next two fucking years. honestly fuck you.