Actually ... probably.

My science teacher told me that Sodium Phosphate is found in the tears of mediocre students. He also used to throw chairs at us when we would talk.

NO1 CURR. Still hitting the Bell like it's going to kill me.

They put sugar (maltodextrin), a dough conditioner (soy lecithin) and some sort of yeast in their meat? What are they trying to do, make their meat rise like a loaf of bread?

How disappointing. I'd assumed it was pencil shavings and/or shredded newspapers from Okinawa.

Greatest moment of college (ok, not really)- the day that Taco Bell announced that Crunch Wrap Supremes would be 88 cents because of their 88% beef. I ate far more of them than I should have and kinda never want one again...

A gift to the archeaologists of the future: "Look, how they fetishized and memorialized the foot torture of the females members of their species!"

I feel like I want to sit all of the fancy dessert chefs in the world down and remind them that, as a society, we're perfectly good with eating whipped cream from the can.

The last time I flew internationally, I ponied up extra cash to sit in Economy Plus or whatever the hell it's called on British Airways, and this was A BIG DEAL for me, financially. Like, it's just an extra six inches of space, and upgraded travel bag, and upgraded food service, and I spent precious bucks on it. And I…

Another panelist, Facebook's Winter Mason, defended targeted advertising as fundamentally pretty useful to customers. Better a Facebook ad for a stroller than an ad for beer you're not supposed to drink for nine months, in short.

Definitely not on the approved list of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

I feel like the only person who didn't like Frozen. Tangled is 1000 times better.

Totally off subject but my son asked after she brought back summer why didn't her dress melt? Because afterall she remade it for herself with her ice magic...shouldn't it melt?

As ironic as when you're bitching about typos and write the word "lazyness"?