jennibeth
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jennibeth

does this count? because it's still my favorite.

I refuse to believe it's been a decade!!!! I also refuse to believe it's been almost a decade since I was in high school.

I WOULD LIKE MORE ANIMALS SET TO MUSIC

You're like.... if Regina George used her powers for good, not mean. Wow.

It was a Jesuit school; there was a ton of Madonna-whore bullshit. The other bonus was that I wrote a scathing poem about their slut-shamey hypocrisy that got published in the school lit mag.

"They may not have called you N*****, but they were saying it in subtext"

YOU REGINA GEORGE-D THEM BITCHES! Genius! I bow to you.

I hope I think of a better one, but here's the first one that comes to mind: The most horrible family I have ever encountered while working at Applebee's got sat in my section. I was already slammed, and they were a big corner booth. Bear in mind that only two of them were children. When I went to take their order,

When I was juuuuust starting college (read: when I was young and stupid), I was dating a cute dude who dumped my fine-looking ass for no apparent reason. So, in order to deal with this rejection, I swiped a couple of shrimp from the restaurant where I was working and went over to his place to get whatever stuff I had

I did a fair amount of oat-sowing my freshman year of college. The school wasn't known for its diversity, and I was one of the few black girls on campus. Since I stuck out like a sore thumb, most of my hookups were followed by a fair deal of boasting and gossip. Depending on your gender, I was commonly referred to as

I don't know if this constitutes revenge but I worked for an agency a long time ago (before my professional career), where they were repeatedly abusing non-verbal adults in this crisis home. It was through over-restraints. There was a veil of secrecy in all of this—I only saw glimpses of the worst because I worked on

*Stands on all the women who have worked their asses off so she can stand there today* Feminism is not important and I don't like it. "*walks away on all the women who continue to be oppressed today and tomorrow.*