This whole article is making me feel adventurous. Which may prove to be wonders for my tastebuds, but horrors for my bowels.

Oh then you can slap a pump top on it and just use that to top all your food. Cut to the chase and all.

With adventurous fast food choices you must also have pepto bismol in stock.

Just kidding! IT WAS GREAT.

How I feel inside.

List of things in the world that are perfect:

UGH WHAT IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT MEN WHY ARE THEY SUCH FUCKING CREEPERS

It's really bizarre that men are doing this on lesbian dating apps. I mean, why even join one? WTF?

I can't really tell if these women had already stated that they were lesbians on their profiles. (Because I am not familiar with these platforms, and don't know how they work.) But, yeah, in general, dudes are convinced that dick pics are always the right way. I've put up some ads on CL for guys to come over, eat me…

IN YOUR BUBBS.

Eeeesh. Strangely, this sounds exactly like my experience as a cis straight woman in the States. All the "are you suuure you're not interested" questions, and ideas about changing my mind? And the occasional dick pic? I don't know how much of this is lesbian-specific.

I feel like it would have been a lady flipping us the bird and taking a bite out of the state of Florida.

We all should have voted in the mindset that Jim Cooke would be making us an image for whatever drug won. Bath salts? Xanax? We missed out!

Mark Shrayber, Unconscious Objector

I'm going to go take a Valium nap in protest! (See you in 18 hours.)