I need Benedict Cumberbatch narrating removing that pie slice. I need this in my life.

The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

When I see the phrase "sex activity," my mind immediately goes to an activity book with things like "connect the orgasms."

The last paragraph of advice to the girl with DID? Oh my god, I cried. I want to travel back in time and hand that to 17-year-old totally confused and alone me.

Sara, this column is 100% pure awesome.

Not when they're expressing frustration by constantly comparing their bodies to hers.

Um, you stop leading her on.

b-b-b-b-but what about REVERSE racism? I DEMAND an apology from every single person who has assumed I'm racist and/or part of institutional racism SOLEY FOR BEING WHITE!!!*

sorry, I forgot to source it: http://www.euroamerican.org/Library/Defini…

where whites denigrated blacks to the point of declaring them 3/5th of a human being in their quest to justify treating others like Lupita Nyong’o in 12 Years A Slave.

A definition of racism (people of color are capable of individual prejudice but they cannot take part in racism because they lack the power and access to institutions to do so):

I've never met a white person that felt that way or treated anyone as if they were less human because of their skin color.

Oh, is water still wet too? Hmm.

You deserve ALL the kittens for that.

Cat-tica! Cat-tica! Cat-tica!

It's awesome.

Let's be honest though, if America had paid maternity leave we'd all be afraid to take it since our employer would go out of their way to find a way to fire us as soon as we got pregnant.