What I love about this company is their products don't look like dismembered cocks like the ones you see in the porn stores. They're functional and elegant, which is what we want.

That's a beautiful vibrator.

Bradley Whitford swoon....

I LOVE Lelo!!! I am on my second Liv (first was stolen with some luggage while I was traveling—I like to think the perp got a fun surprise from that) and it is fab.

I have the Liv!

After all, they're massage devices. And never take that label away because I'm sure the fact that drug stores carry "massage devices" makes some shy ladies very very happy.

I HAVE THIS VIBRATOR

It's good of you to try and help her out of this mess, but no, she isn't.

I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...

...and Chris Christie isn't a lying, fat fuck.

can't i just keep a vibrator in my pants at all times?

Oh boo. It was a photo of Obama with a tear rolling down his cheek.

YOU HAVE MY VOTE

And the dude who fixed my washing machine.

This is how I felt after reading the first paragraph. Not even because I knew how this was gonna play out in the comments, but because it was really THAT mean.

I also question why vibrators are so expensive. VIBRATORS FOR THE PEOPLE.

" what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?"Jesus. That's a bit harsh. I'm surprised at you Jezebel as you are usually very pro masturbation and against shaming people for pleasing their bodies.