jennibeth
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Yeah, I'm not a fan of the people who are small enough to curl up in their chair but then it means they are putting their feet on you.

Tuesday, a dude's leg was so far out in the aisle, I tripped over it with both fucking feet, and careened into some poor lady's seat. I should have kicked him or dropped a water bottle on him on my way back to the bathroom.

...and the Handmaids wear red...

curtsy and blush

The contrast between the large man in the window seat who purposefully compacted himself and his book using the seatback table and the extremely skinny woman in the aisle seat carrying two extremely large personal items (one being a huge purse with no shoulder straps in her lap - yeah, I am also curious how she got

This is so well written, I wish I could recommend it a thousand times. May I share to GT?

Fuck your false Ven Diagram. I am interested in vagina AND sparkly rhinstones.

The angry, judgmental comments on this thread are upsetting. But I think there's something interesting if you read them a little deeper.

I plan on Snoutjazzling my dog's nose with the first one.

Oh. We had those creeptastic 3-D ultrasounds with my son, just because our facility used those. Anyway, week, like 20 or whatever was cool—it looks like a baby. Week 13 or so? We called him "Lord Voldemort"

Well now I'm hungry.

I was on a flight a while back, and when I went to find my seat, my seat mate actually said to me "thank God you're not fat." And he clearly thought he was being charming/flirtatious! I honestly could have smacked him. It really is true that overweight people are the only group we're openly allowed to hate and it's

This is what the interior of a 747 used to look like when flying was cool:

I get where you're coming from, but I still think there's a gender component to this issue. I've never heard a guy friend tell a story about how another man on the plane just kept touching him or taking up all his space. It seems like it either happens man—>woman or woman—>woman. But I could be wrong! Any guys out

You aren't the only one. I am routinely shocked and horrified at the things people say and do to others, and feel justified doing. The outright hatred people have for others who aren't exactly like them, and the horrible things they routinely wish on others... It makes me so sad inside and so much less optimistic

DISSING STUPID INTERNET MEMES?!?!? NO HEAD RUBBINGS FOR YOU!

#BikiniMountain

Y'all are just jealous about my snow pile stomach.