I am fucking disappoint

I'm proud to say I practice diversity in my winoism. I mean that Sancerrely.

BTW, where are my Pinot Grigio people?

I spend a great deal of time in Modesto because my partner is from there! I thought that it was the #1 meth capital. Was I absolutely and completely wrong?

SADDLECREEK, YO

Erm, Edith is not boring this series.

"If you answer no to all of these, you are not being shamed."

Uh fuck yeah scrunchies are badass they don't tear out your hair and shit and they come in so many C-O-L-O-R-SSSSSS

Her name makes her sound like a Harry Potter character.

The best part is both of the people thought that the Mona Lisa was the Virgin Mary.

Denial: America's Preferred Method of Dealing With Sexuality!

This is so AWESOME! I'm so happy for this awesome soldier and his family :] And big kuddos to the officer! I am so not crying. Nope, no tears. None.

No, but Persecuted Christian Republicans like to pretend that there are. The reality is that those people get belligerent when people DON'T say Merry Christmas.

I am SO with you in this one. Stories would have so much more impact. "Listen, the economy is just simply fucked up. And now the weather". "Up next, Rand Paul...just what the fuck WAS he thinking?" I'd pay attention.

What a tragedy that sarcasm flies right over your head like that.

But...how will they know?