That is AMAZING. That is so awesome and I hope the store managers actually allow the employees to use it rather than punishing them for trying. Because that happens.

Naaawwwwwe Uber, you just gave me all the feels!!!! I’m having a crappy night (early morning?) and Australia isn’t being kind...

Menstrual cups are the only thing keeping me and my endometriosis-riddled body sane.

I got all teary, he got all teary, there were some sniffles, but mostly I couldn't stop smiling. I probably looked like an idiot. Also, it was so hot I was sweating. It was awful. SO MUCH SWEAT.

I’m in Australia and I have literally no clue when BCO goes live so just to be safe I chant BCO throughout the day from Sunday to Tuesday.

I haz all TEH lolz

When I was nannying for this family in Australia, the parents told me the kids would eat almost anything, they were so good, blah blah. Nope. Turns out they’d been catering to their THREE children by making them separate meals for everything. And they expected me to do that, as well.

We need a new fridge, so dishwasher will have to wait. For a long time. Because there are literally two of us and we are poor now.

I read that and I thought it said “immortal life”, and I was like “that seems reasonable, I’d lock someone up if they said they were immortal”. Then my brain showed up to the party.

YOU WIN ALL TEH THINGS!!! Heehee Steakback Outhouse.

I swear to Christ that if the next person who wrongs me doesn’t come with an apology pizza to make things right, forgiveness will not be happening.

I think (at least this is what my Nonna told me when we’d make jam) the difference is that jelly is strained so all the fruit bits and seeds are removed, leaving you with a see-through gel that doesn’t get stuck in your teeth unpleasantly, ensuring that you taste your breakfast for several hours after you’ve eaten no…

Stuff like this bothers me because Mr Caterpillar and I tried to mitigate costs for everyone invited to our wedding and we were told over and over and over again that everything was fine, people were happy to pay us back, blah blah blah. When we ended up having to beg people for the money they owed us a few days…

We decided to celebrate our wedding night the night before our wedding, and had amazing, tension-releasing sex (then Mr Caterpillar went back to his hotel). Since we did a destination wedding, we started the honeymoon the day after the wedding and I ended up having some of the best oral sex I have ever had in my life.

Thank you, Uber, I just woke up my husband with hysterical laughter and snorting.

Was that supposed to be a song? I made that a song.

JEALOUS.

This is the best part of my week and I have no clue when it’s going to happen because now I live in Australia and I cannot figure out the time difference.

Wait. That stupid bear is worth money??? FML, that’s what I get for telling my stepmother to just “throw them all away”.

This is pretty much why I never had birthday parties. None of the mums would let their kids play with me, since my mum was (she’s dead) a lesbian and I grew up in a super religious country area.