How does it feel that your butts are EVERYWHERE now since Jolie used it as the main article picture?? FAMOUS BUTTS.

I wish I'd seen this last week. My fiancé and I don't have any plans for wedding tattoos together, but a few months back I got my parents' writing tattooed on my left forearm (copied from cards they had given me a few years back) since they've both passed away and I wanted a part of them there for my wedding. It's my…

That's so lovely. I have tears!!! In my eyes!

I honestly should not read Kitchenette while I'm in bed with my cat and Mr Caterpillar. Because it's hilarious, and the comments are hilarious, and I start laughing and then I've got a pissed-off cat digging his man-claws into my poor legs.

I nearly peed myself at the footnote. Caraway is not a giant flightless bird. That is a cassowary.

I always get the Star Wars theme song stuck in my head when we have egg wars...

Same here! I think giving young adults more credit and reducing the stigma surrounding birth control is the only way to help teens take it. Plus there are freaking apps for that shit. TEENS ARE CRAZY BALLS OF HORMONES, BUT THEY ARE SMARTER THAN THAT SHIT.

For some endo ladies, IUDs are great. For many of us, they're not a real option because they don't allow for the control that the Pill does- while some women don't get periods with IUDs, many do, and taking the Pill continuously can eliminate having a period (and therefore all the pain and problems that come with it).…

Team BiPet is also disappoint. 😔😤 Shame shame bad humans!

Mr Caterpillar and I went to a Foo Fighters concert a couple of weeks ago and halfway through some guy had arranged to bring his girlfriend on stage and propose in front of the entire band and the stadium full of people. That's lovely if you enjoy tens of thousands of people watching your private moments, but all I…

Seriously this has made my entire week and I'm so sad I don't live in America anymore.

Didn't you know you had to have ALL mental disorders voted on by a group of random internet commenters? In order to be properly diagnosed as depressed with a serious anxiety disorder, I had to ask permission from the Internet first. DUH.

That is hard, but is not the same thing AT ALL.

I'm wondering if that's something she said in reference to actually eating food, or the fact that if she did she was burping in Prince Charming's face. Which, honestly, wouldn't make me feel very princess-y either.

That was a moonwalk...?

SAME.

I'm wondering what research says about people with chronic illnesses and the success of marriage. I know everyone is unique but since I'm a month out from my wedding and I can hardly function due to the pain from my endo and adeno, I am worrying about everything.

Who thinks you're being mean?? We all know when you're being mean, Uber- definitely not when you're pointing out someone's lack of comprehensive reading skills.

Heh heh heh Kitchenette newbies are SO CUTE.

My reason is so much cooler, though. 😢 lol