I'm assuming he also sells monogrammed thermoses in EUROPE.

I read the article, and was like "meh, at least she isn't TOO batshit crazy". Then I read the comments and now I'm going to go around saying "I see you're well versed in logical fallacies" for at least a week. That's going to be my comeback to everything.

Sooo, not exactly the same, but my future SIL and self-proclaimed "best friend" decided 6 months before our wedding that she wasn't going to be able to be a part of the wedding, because she wasn't sure if she could get a babysitter. After we had organized the wedding around her and my BIL, paid for her dress, and…

I want to applaud you, Mark, for not over-hyping or sensationalizing the headline at all. Because I was like "Nah, WTF?" when I clicked but OMG THIS STORY IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID IT WAS IN THE HEADLINE.

That was IMMEDIATELY my first thought too. THESES SCISSORS ARE FOR CLOTH. GO GET YOUR OWN! *random growling noises*

Ok well now I have something else to add to my "to-do" list before I leave. In 21 days. FOR AUSTRALIA.

Aahhh I am laughing so hard the cat is concerned. I forgot about I SELL BREAD! Heh heh I love Kitchenette.

But it should be.

When Mr Caterpillar was visiting from Australia, I was REALLY HOPING (out loud, with visual aids and everything!) that he would propose in Disneyland. He didn't. (Which is probably good, because I HATE people and I don't like them touching me or looking at me and being the center of attention is one of my worst…

Lol I feel like making random Tweets just saying "Kirby Delauter" and nothing else. What a tool.

Goddamnit, I was going to make the monogrammed coffee thermoses joke and of course I'm too late. ALL THE GOOD JOKES ARE TAKEN!!!

I'm angry about the photo because I am under (self-imposed) house arrest until I get some kind of cleaning and packing done for my impending move and now I have this all-consuming urge to go and get tempura from my favorite sushi place. Just like, three orders of tempura. And some miso soup.

What the hell ass balls, indeed.

Oh my god, this is the best thing ever and I AM IN LOVE WITH THE EDITORIAL STAFF OF THE FREDERICK NEWS-POST. Seriously, I love America so much sometimes.

They are adorable and I love them SO MUCH.

Now I can't help but hear the "Jaws" theme music… rogue vaginas, fending for themselves!!

I LOVE THIS STORY!!!!!! Still can't believe it didn't win. Though, I remember some of the entries and yeah, ok, we are disgusting.

I still say your partner is a very, very good man. THAT IS LOVE, MARK. THAT IS LOVE.

Does it make me a horrible person that this does not worry me AT ALL. Like, ok, if there were complications, yes. But no doctor would clear you to fly if you had complications during your pregnancy. If you're healthy and the baby is healthy… eh…

Oh my god that was amazing.