Cozy Nostra?

Forgotti.

Pretty sure this was the birdcage set up

You’re right! The other ones are real but it appears that’s fake, though how they have the same Twitter handle is blowing my mind. Look, I pulled the tabs apart to do this...

I would love some croutons with this word salad, but I am allergic to crunchy.

‘Shopped actually, here’s the source material:

You:

Trump knows about Mexico “getting our jobs”. All you need to do is check where the clothes from his clothing line are made.

i mean come on. there are fans. because this man is fucking beautiful and rocks the man bun like its his job. stop hating.

Have some actual eye bleach:

Well, you’ve done what the Catholic Church, Mike Huckabee and Jesus couldn’t do: you’ve made me straight. I’m moving to Arkansas and marrying a Duggar. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

Sy Sperling won’t get none ($$$) unless you wear a bun, hun.

Ladies, rape is awful and we feel really bad for you but also you need to give birth and preferably parent the kid if you get pregnant.

It’s all fun until you eat a beet salad and have red poop and then get really worried about why you’re bleeding from there. Not that that’s ever happened to me...

Stuffed peppers for myself and the dude :) Filling is black bean quinoa salad with some pepper jack cheddar stirred in. *Noms*. Normally we’d pair this with a tasty beer, but we’re headed out to meet friends at a brewery, so, soon enough...

“You sure? I’ve dropped the last three in a row.”

Dang it. I’m a little more late to this than I was hoping.

I made snickerdoodle apple pie bars today. Yes, I’m on a diet. Yes, I don’t need them. But they smell like fall and life where you never eat dessert just isn’t worth it. ^_~

I’m listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack right now. I’m about to do some reading for class, and it’s just so calming. And it makes me so happy.

I made breakfast: