The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second
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Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.
I bought the Flash n’ Go and have found it effective. It’s at-home lasering and can feel like a rubber band snapping, if you have the setting up high. Not pleasant, but not the worst thing, either. That one works best on a light skin/dark hair combo (it can actually burn you if you have med to dark skin). It worked on…
One of my dogs took a dump in my harp case. This is grosser than that.
Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.
They are all insane cute. But I raise you a lop eared dwarf rabbit. BABY THING!
On the other end of the spectrum, you have Colombia Pygmy Rabbits:
Speaking of big animals... There also is Flemish Giant rabbits... Which can grow up to 22 pounds.
Officer Alex J. Murphy (9 weeks old here) agrees. Labs are the best.
Roxie the 9 week old yellow lab agrees!
My family’s baby yellow lab, Roxie, is also a fan of leaves - but of eating them, not jumping in them. Also eating mulch, and rocks, and the toes and fingers of her humans.
That boy is a Sinatra. Nobody can tell me ANY different.
I also like to say, “There are communists in the funhouse”.
Maybe because staff is needed in the kitchen instead of driving miles up the highway to satisfy some precious snowflake?
My daughter had a friend in grade school that would only eat pizza from one pizzeria near us, and she would scrape off the sauce and cheese and just eat the dough (but not the crusts). She “ate” half a pie like this and my head damn near exploded because I didn’t have enough to eat.
Wham clam, thank you ma’am.
Excuse me, but I’m allergic to peanut allergy stories. Please wipe down this kitchenette post and bring me a peanut allergy story with no peanuts in it.
Is that a red panda? I’d like a red panda. To cuddle mind you, not to eat.
A cunt punt, so to speak. Or a clam wham, if you will.