Happy Halloween Jezzies!

I want lil itty bitty bunny right nao, also.

I want big squishy bunny right nao.

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Your child and your dog are giving me the squeeees.

I feel your pains. I’m on the codeine cocktails as well and ordered all of the sichuan food. It can’t get here fast enough.

YASSS, I got major Ryan Stiles from him.

I would, only if he wore a long blond wig to match those elven ears and let’s me call him Legolas whilst in the act.

Exactly. I was on the train Friday afternoon during rush hour and this mom and her maybe 2 yr old boy and 5 yr old girl boarded. Mom was all up in her Facebook while the little one unstrapped himself from the stoller and climbed out. He proceeded to run amok on a crowded moving train, dive-bombing on the nasty train…

Pho.

Geez, what is with these pseudo-Mexican/Irish restaurant names? We had one in my town named Jose McIntyre’s. It was a legit restaurant during the day but became a college-kid haven at sundown. Also, it made Complex magazine’s #2 pick of the “25 Douchiest Bars” in 2012.

This is late to the party, but one of the reasons I wasn’t on SNS last night was because of Netflix. There is a documentary about a FTM trans called Buck Angel who opted to keep his female genitalia and is a porn star. Very interesting watch, explains his whole journey and his family is also interviewed.

All of these posts makes me want to cower in a corner, but all of the spider webs are there and corners are where the house centipedes come out from the baseboards.

Oh you fancy, huh?

Yeah, that’s what my Facebook events told me but the fuck if I’m going to it. Netflix, wine, couch, warm blankie, and all the snacks. #TeamIntrovert

I need a Kleenex to mop up my tears of horror. I’m never sleeping ever again.

When I was a teen, I was constantly sick with upper respiratory ailments that always came with a bout of ear infections. I might have been 17 at the time and I woke in the morning to go to school, but as soon as I lifted my head from the pillow my left ear started killing me. I chalked it up to another infection since…

Who can make a bomb threat?

Unfortunately there are no Sprouts in my area, but those do sound deelicious. I love things that are not cheese but taste like real cheese.

I do still watch The Good Wife, but I’m indifferent to Kalinda’s character. I’m more confused as to why they have her character wearing the same type of high boots, leather jackets, and chignon/kinda-hairbun-thing during every season. She looks like she never changes her clothes.