It took me a while, but I finally found it!

I have been seriously underwhelmed by everything I’ve seen. Except for this. This is gorgeous on her.

Put this bolero top on literally ANYTHING ELSE and it’d be A+. God that red part looks so cheap and ill-fitting. :(

Sarah Hyland looks fantastic. Sometimes simple really is the best.

Microsoft did a nice thing:

Fur baby thread!

Dangerstyle.

Expresso.

This story has everything...

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

A testicle got stuck in a butthole.

Anyone who thinks Bert and Ernie are gay has never watched Sesame Street. They are cohabitating because they are clearly adults with significant developmental disabilities and they can’t hold down a job between Bert’s pigeon and oatmeal 0bsessions and Ernie’s compulsive, inappropriate behavior, and they can’t afford…

“Big Momma don’t eat everybody’s potato salad”

Now that’s a fire!

YOUR WIFE IS A BIGFOOT, GUS.

They only brought Jesus to dinner with them so they could get free wine.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.