Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

This whole article is a problem.

Body dysmorphia sucks, but insisting to other people that you’re fat when you’re not actively harms people who are actually fat. This is Rachel Dolezal-level shit, and it needs to stop.

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

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You can cum too.

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• A room in Taylor Swift’s New York City home is “a BFF playground” where “no boys” —not even Calvin Harris—are allowed.

Yes I agree and to say the article implies men are only 100% straight or gay but women are more bisexual is nonsense. Way to walk right into the fantasy of every straight guy. The guys in that study were lying. Men living in our macho society do more hiding of their real sexual orientation because of how our society…

I Can’t Believe It’s This Fucker

Headliner.

Congratulations, Mei Xiang. I hope you’re prepared for a lifetime of “Are they twins? Really? Are they identical or fraternal? Are you sure? So, do twins run in your family? So how did you end up with twins? Did you use fertility medication? Wow, you have your hands full! Which one’s the evil one?”

Well, this happened to my brother, but it’s still fucking good.

That show she was on with John Varvatos and Nicole Ritchie - Fashion Star? - certainly revealed she had a mind for the business. When she spoke it was very clear she knew what sold and how to sell it; little wonder she’s been successful. If there’s snark here, not sure it’s necessary.

Not shade. sorry.

Is this a Rita Ora?

After checking out of the fancy shmancy hotel where she had been staying, Affleck moved her into a $10,000 a month private home “in the LA area.” He also gave her enough money to buy a $50,000 Lexus convertible

With all the focus on barbecue and whatnot, it’s easy to overlook that chicken & waffles might be the American South’s single greatest gift to human culinary civilization.

I feel like someone who fake tans as much as Brooke Hogan probably does smell a little like lunch meat...sorry Baloney Hoagie.