You forgot to add “WOOOOOOO, GO EEAAAGGGGLLLLLLEEEEESSS!”

“What, you think you’re better than me? Fuckin’ robot with your computer brain and shit. Take THAT! And THAT! Who’s cryin’ now, huh? BOOP, BEEP, BOOP, BEEP. FUCK YOU!”

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Philadelphia Eagles

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You should print out this comment and mail it to MTV, Keith. They’re the ones who made this movie. Here, I looked up the address for you:

Hang on, I need to go back through your history and take back every star I’ve ever given you. Commie.

You know why it’s thirst quenching? Because of the minimal amount of alcohol in it.

This “rollicking barbecue” has everything: a margarita fountain, guacamole, badminton, and Jason Bateman.

Sup.

Get out of here Cassie, we all saw what you did to that bakery.

The new live-action “Peanuts” movie is off to a weird start.

We are wearing pants and sitting cross legged at our desks.

Tell me, has your neckbeard finally fused to your fedora?

I’m calling her Sauerkraut from now on.

“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.

Well, helloooooo gentlemen! (Not you, Young Baller, you sit down.)