This dress was definitely tailored to her body and it looks fabulous on her. I want to see the back of the dress.

I love a suit, but there’s something crazy going on with the length of the pants and the bulging in the crotch. Definitely needs a statement necklace.

10/10 I’d rock it. Dress is hot as fuck.

This looks like a low-scoring Project Runway ‘Unconventional Challenge’ dress and they got the materials at Home Depot. Going off the colors, it would have been Blake Patterson grabbing up all the pink and purple kitchen tile splashback.

I *LURVE* this dress, but I would want a different color of the gemstones to pop off of the red. Like a yellow or blue topaz.

Today was supposed to be productive: laundry, clean the house, go food shopping, hit up Target, etc. and at 1pm I said, “fuck it...” and stayed in watching Project Runway and drinking moscato champagne. Ate all the snacks in the kitchen as well.

This is the type of stuff that makes me believe in humanity. *sigh* We still have so much further to go.

Your cats...can I haz them pleez? I’ll settle for a hug or a cheek lick from all three.

I am totally into this Doggystyle, though.

An ex of mine at the time had a really flimsy mattress and boxspring that was set just on the metal frame, no head or footboard attached. He has me on all fours at the foot of the bed while he’s standing up behind me going to Bone Town. It was getting a little crazy and I have my eyes closed thinking that it’s so good…

I start PT tomorrow, but have been doing exercises that the doc gave me. Also on ibuprofen and gabapentin, alternating heat and cold packs and elevating. It’s in my dominate hand so writing, typing, grabbing things, etc is a no go which is why it’s so frustrating.

Has anyone ever injured their radial nerve and had wrist drop? If so, how long was your recovery period? I’m going on 2 weeks now and I’m getting so frustrated with not being able to use my hand correctly.

Microwave s’mores maker

La Chouffe or GTFO.

This bish is wearing clear bra straps. GIRLFRIEND...it is not 2001, take all of those quarters out of your collar bone crevice and use them to buy some normal straps, ok?

The bill—which goes into effect in November after Governor Cuomo signs it

here is my arm and this is it’s length.

Saw these at Target last night. I want to buy some for myself especially for sleeping in.

GURL....