jennataylea
JennaTaylea
jennataylea

FUCKING NO. I’m not a big girl and my abs are non-existent. I will fucking cut someone if they ask me if I’m pregnant because of a slight low-rise muffin top because I eat three meals a day and then some.

Last thing I need is to come home on a summer’s night to find this guy hanging on my screendoor asking if I know where to score an 8-ball.

Just finished the first season and have regained my childhood. Eric Raymond is the ultimate villain. Pizzazz is a certified psychopath. Jem & the girls were pretty much near death in every episode. Rio’s a dick, especially at the end of the season. The animation was incredible for mid 80’s. How this movie couldn’t be

I just finished the 1st season on Netflix this morning and I’m still absolutely dumbfounded at how they completely strayed from the whole story. Jem is the shit, how this couldn’t be made anywhere close to the original is a sin.

I saw that while I was Googling other reviews about the movie, I will have to check this out!

I live near a plethora of Mexican and El Salvadorian restaurants which all have delivery service through GrubHub and Foodler. Chicken burrito the size of my head, rice, beans, a Mexican Coke, and papaya licuado....*burp* Delicious.

You guys, I’m really pissed off about the Jem movie. I...I...just can’t. I’m waiting for my burrito delivery and then I’m going to watch the original series on Netflix as they have all three seasons on right now.

I have the same exact allergy - fresh peaches, cherries, and green or yellow apples make my throat swell and tongue itch like mad. But, I can eat maraschino cherries and canned peaches and apple pie with no problems. Another that I think I have outgrown lately is water chestnut, hated having to order chinese food

One of the best episodes ever was the one dude that thought that his girlfriend’s kid wasn’t his because the baby was “too lightskinned” and “looked white” so he was convinced that the girlfriend cheated on him with a white guy. He claimed he knew exactly who it was too because he found the white guy on his

Sweety, Redman had the album out first in ‘92, Wu’s came out in ‘93 then red & Meth collaborated in ‘99 and made that movie once they blew up on that collabo. Wu has always been 10 members at the most so what math did you use to count “up to 20”?

Find recipes online, most are very easy to make and doesn’t require a long time to prepare and cook. One site that helps me out when I have food in the fridge but not sure what to make with any of it is Supercook. There is a spot on the left side of the page that lets you fill in and pick from a list of foods you have

OOOHWEEEEEEEE BLAC CHYNA

Miss Daisy, is that you on the Twitter in the back of the Jalopy?

Pretty sure both these bitches were still on the pacifier with their breath smelling like Similac when AMG did the original back in '91...

See, no one gave a shit or said anything about all the shows that air(ed) on BET or OWN with black people and other POC, but now that POC are showing up in droves on prime time networks, it's a fucking problem that needs to be addressed. So, basically, she's saying that we need to keep our black and brown asses on BET

In my own fantasy world, it would either Day 1 or Day 2 where I bleed through super plus pads/tampons at a rate of 1-1.5 hrs. a day. So when Lil' Miss Comply With The Menfolk had her face up in my bloody snatch, a steady trickle would just drop on her face.

Love this idea, but my first thought was the same and instead of painting the wall wiping it on that fucker's face a la Dirty Sanchez style.

Hermann Rorschach inventor of the inkblot test. I'd let him analyze the wet spot in my pannies and tell me what he sees.

Well, not in the quote unquote modern lands, but you know what I mean.

I read this and immediately came for the "NO GURLZ ALLOWED" signs, and goddamit, did I see them. Good job peeps.