1) Can't understand how to get girl to insert penis into.

I've severely hurt my butt wiping with Scott tissue. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT ALL OF THAT PAIN IN THERE???

I never had the chance to believe in Santa as a kid. My horrible abusive drunk of a mom was separated from my dad and during Christmastime, I'd hear her drunkenly call my dad to force him to take me toy shopping. So he would come get me and bring me to Child World or Toys R Us where I went up and down the aisles…

Oh honey, I'm so sorry. She's at "That Age" and dealing with the good and unfortunately the bad parts of life. Just be the best mom and confidant you can be with her, eventually she'll come to you when she's ready to talk and let you in. I've been there done that myself after losing my parents at an early age.

hey hockeygrrl4. I've only started reading these Sat. nite socials for a month or so, but I do vaguely remember some of your posts. Correct me if I'm wrong, but was there something you may have previously mentioned regarding her dad (i'm not sure if he's passed or if you went through a divorce, etc.)? If this is the…

I imagine him saying this.

I would so buy this sweater...then take an enormous shit and wipe my ass with it on the non-sequined parts, and mail it to him.

The Monster High doll looks like Rihanna...

The Flappening.

Hats off to you people working in the medical field and saving lives and shit, but seriously, I've been giving my computer screen the Michelle Obama Scowl for the last 20 minutes or so.

Not about me, but some random girl I didn't know and thought this was funny.

See those tiny fat ripples underneath her boob? 2/10 WNB.

I pity the fool that had that head go through her birth canal.