I haven’t heard a fucking peep out of any of them since about a week after the election... which is about the only good thing that has happened since the election.

I have to say, Trump is making my arguments with my Republican co-workers so fucking easy these days. They can’t respond to half the stuff I point out.

It could also be getting older, but I stopped washing my face in my early to mid twenties (that’s about the time I stopped wearing makeup also), my face has been thanking me ever since.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

Uhhhhh. Only psychopath clean freaks legit soap and wash their legs. This has been known since Seinfeld taught Kramer how to shower.

Hah, I remember this. And having a conversation with my friends about it to see how they fell along the wash/no wash lines. Apparently we’re all dirty bitches because no one took the “must separately and thoroughly wash legs” route.

Only a weirdo would wouldn’t want to meet Jeff Goldblum

Dude...if you’re going to swear, then fucking swear. Don’t censor yourself. You look like a moron when you do that.

Haha take that Muslims....now you have to deal with your kids on long flights.

*soot covered woman, you mean. There’s absolutely nothing graphic posted, you can’t even see a visible injury. The “so gnarly I won’t even post it” hand image is the type of injury you’d get from splashing a small amount of boiling water on your hand. This whole thing is so damn overhyped it’s insane.

Jesus! Those pictures are horrible! What the fuck happened to her eyes, man?!

All Bluetooth headphones have rechargeable batteries, afaik.

Haha. Exactly. Those look like sunburn blisters. I expected some gore.

There’s also a photo of her blistered hand, but honestly, it’s a bit much. Click here to see it.

I’m sorry, but in what world are these photos graphic? Also, the blistered finger? This is why people say we’ve gone too far in nannying everyone.

Maybe it’s more Walgreens-caliber bronzer, instead of Sephora. After all, we know he eats KFC and Scotch-tapes his fucking ties, so dudebro never spent a penny on quality when he could save a buck on cheapshit.

He goes into a tanning bed with gloves on, apparently.

It’s weird to me how young his hands look compared to his face. That’s the opposite of many people I know.

President Obama looks sexy af post-vacay and I aint even shy about it, lol.

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.