I second the guys at Uptown. A bunch of stand-up dudes who are also super talented and professional. While reading this, I just can’t even imagine how awful it must have been for these women. Getting a tattoo is such a personal & vulnerable experience. You have to have 100% trust with the person.

Same. “Download here” must have a different meaning than “download here”.

*you’re

What kind of job do I have where a $525 casual dress is something I’d wear to the office?

::keeps shopping at Target until I get millionaire status::

SPORTSBALL!

Another vote! Suction on this is amazing in both extreme hot and cold. Doesn’t budge and holds the phone at pretty much any angle.

Seconded. This thing has the best suction, in both summer and winter. In Minnesota.

I would actually like to see them sing Toosie Roll though. At least that song was catchy.

"If you're fond of taking cruises..."

Let's just go ahead and change that to "If you're fond of vomiting on strangers and being trapped on the open sea with other people's infected fecal matter..."

He's pretty.

I didn't know Daft Punk was participating in the Skeleton competition.

Is it just me, or does that thing just look like a futuristic VCR?