I was hoping that this post would discuss other gemstones, which are a lot prettier than diamonds anyway.

I knew it.

A few years ago I was seeing a chiropractor for treatment after a nasty car accident, and I regularly saw entire families coming into the office, including preschoolers. From what I overheard from them, I’m guessing that the Venn diagram of people who take babies to chiropractors and people who think vaccines are…

I think you wanted to say never take your baby, your children, yourself, or anyone else you know to a chiropractor ever for anything.

I think I speak for all of us when I say who the fuck is telling you to take your baby to a chiropractor? Because that person is not your friend.

No, I think a chain wallet looks much worse.

I love when friends bring flowers to a party! I’ll also happy grab a vase and tell them to “take care of it” as I manage whatever else I was doing. I like them because after all the partying and cleaning there’s something physical to remind you of the event.

I guess I am a terrible parent because my kids have watched Beetlejuice, Coraline and The Nightmare before Christmas since they were babies.

“this feels like an inappropriate time for this” said the woman dragging Pally offstage as she throws to an In Memoriam for BRANDS! How deluded are these people? 10 years (!) of jerking each other off over the most trivial bullshit imaginable has warped their brains.

The greatest trick Marketing departments ever pulled was convincing the world they should exist

A bigger military industrial complex to defend a dumber and dumber populace.

They’re just getting their opposition out of the way early. Tough to mount an educated resistance if you’re not educated.....

“Yeah but I get another $100 in my tax return! Thank you Trump!”

I’ll marry the guy who gets me a ring big enough to set off the alarm.

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

While I love a good pun-fest, the subject here and heinous corporate evilness covering up customer deaths and injuries makes it about as un-funny as you can get. Not even dark humor relieves this situation.

This is the kind of investigative reporting that keeps me reading Jalopnik every day. Outstanding work.

This was well written Ryan. Really sad story for the families.Goodyear is trash, and I’ll never put anything like that on any of my vehicles.

Damn, I’m almost ready to pack up the car and travel to jackelope from one of the coasts. My wife wants an original tat to cover a scar, and up until she was in a really bad crash a couple years ago we were planning on moving to the Twin Cities so it would have been easy.

I’ve never been tattooed at Jackalope, but some of my best friends have, and they sing their praises to high heaven. If your idea/design is something you want or is meaningful to you, get in touch. I’m certain they’d give you an absolutely wonderful experience. <3