The President, as long as the leaks benefit him politically and have been verified by Brietbart.

I’ve found it helpful to figure out what new experiences I really liked, and invite a friend to join me. I can then either make it mine, or drop it if I still don’t enjoy it. I now can take control of a lot of the stuff that made me feel lost and doubt who I am, giving a stronger sense of self, and a better idea of…

“Aides confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches in the cabinet room.”

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

I doubt her tear ducts work anymore after the botox.

It’s like Apex vs Starter all over again.

But kudos to them for realizing that was a demo. #marketresearch

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

+.5 Baked

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

You said they were “Identical Twins.”

Call them anyway! Look at how Ben Carson’s appointment to HUD Secretary cruised through committee before the protests coalesced and people got busy. Democrats voted for him, because they didn’t have a million boots up their asses. They can’t be trusted. We are the checks and balances, now.

He became a politician because he was knowledgeable about politics. The person chosen to be Secretary of Energy was completely clueless what the position does. Yet you see a parallel here? Pretty fucking dimwitted. Or maybe you just like how Perry dances.

Franken graduated cum laude from Harvard with a degree in government. Perry studied animals fucking.

Well, Franken is funny on purpose.

You haven’t been paying attention to Franken doing his job in the Senate. He studies hard, asks the questions that prove he knows what the hell he’s been reading, and gets shit done. I read Taxas Monthly, and I know Rick running Texas was a shit show of posturing; he started wearing glasses to look smarter, for god’s…

Yeah, no. Franken was elected by the people of his state, who must have believed him to be more qualified than his opponent. I’d put money on Franken having been well prepared for the debates in that election. And as someone else noted, Franken has a degree in government. In this case, Perry was selected by a man who…

When franken steps in front of a mic, he sounds smart well-briefed and prepared.

leader of its National Guard.

Franken has an educational background in the role he was elected (<- this part is important!) to, and is one of 100 Senators, all of whom have equally weighty votes.