He got all huffy.

I legitimately think that Dusty Rose is the name of the Mary Kay Cadillac color. I’m not going to google it because Idon’t want to be proven wrong.

Congratulations to Nate, who will receive a leftover Deadspin Awards trophy and the chance to face Deadspin staffers in daily fantasy.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I’m from the MN and was in preschool when Jacob was abducted. We still left a light on for him, and us kids would caution each other about being out at night by just saying his name. The Wetterling family’s tragedy is definitely part of the MN psyche.

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

Guys come on! It’s true.

CJ has always been a nasty bitch and her “column” is usually just mean garbage. She’s tried to take down Jana before too (who is one of Minneapolis’ best reporters).

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

“I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way.
But also, Ann Coulter’s a cunt.”

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Rob Lowe was quoted as saying that your reaction is exactly the reason.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

“Fuck the police” and “Y’all can suck a fart out my ass for all I care.”

I was actually surprised to read the article and find out he’s still alive and not already shot dead. I guess having money does help.