Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

“I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way.
But also, Ann Coulter’s a cunt.”

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Rob Lowe was quoted as saying that your reaction is exactly the reason.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

This is everything:

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

Speaking as a Packer fan, now that I have gotten to know a Vikings fan through his writing, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Drew. Fuck the Vikings though.

“Fuck the police” and “Y’all can suck a fart out my ass for all I care.”

I was actually surprised to read the article and find out he’s still alive and not already shot dead. I guess having money does help.

Wow, those images are horrifying. Those poor, poor babies and their families. Even if they survive they will need around the clock care. No one should be forced to carry a pregnancy like that to term. Fuck Florida politicians.

I can’t imagine how scary it must be to be pregnant in Florida right now.

The last thing he retweeted was this and two Today Show promos about him. He’s going to milk this for all he can, and the fameball will burn brighter than a Rio trash fire.