White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

Old Man Yells at Chair

Obvious comment is obvious.

My humble suggestion is that celebrities should wear fashion designers on the Red Carpet.

Anyone that brags about the number of guns they have should not be allowed to own guns.

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

Meh. Saying something ugly and regrettable in the heat of the moment kind of pales in comparison to murdering your children.

Exactly. She apparently posted about how tragic it would be if legislation robbed her of the ability to protect her family. I see that tragedy and raise you this.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Seriously. If you haven’t learned to keep pumped reserves on hand before doing douchey drugs with the first kid, the second one is going to be completely fucked. Smarten up.

THEY HAVE RISED!

Donate the pizza money to Everytown for gun safety perhaps! https://donate.everytown.org/donate/support…

God, that it is a gorgeous gif. And not just because it has Ewan McGregor.

Yessssssd Spread senioritis, spread! #nofucksgiven

Looks like Obama’s lack of fucks is spreading, although given the mess the GOP seems to be in right now it seems to be a good time to make a statement.

Would it be inappropriate, given the circumstances, if we took up a collection to get Rep. Duckworth one of those prosthetic machine gun legs from that Grindhouse movie?

Why am I not surprised that Tammy Duckworth is, again, being a total badass?