This dickbag makes $95K a year as a head coach for a public school in Georgia??? Wtf

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

Thanks for the recap in text. Now I am sure I will not click on the video.

“Oh snap”

My 7-year-old boy accidentally saw this and I assumed he would have been greatly upset. But instead he said “awesome” and wanted to show it to his friends. “Sniff,” my boy is really growing up.

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson thinks this is bullshit.

This proves that there is justice in the world. It was only a matter of time before a little shrimp got its revenge on Peterson.

Dammit. +1

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

My girlfriend worked for the organization and specifically coach kill. He’s a really good guy, cared about the players, and was building a great team. Minnesota isn’t known for being a football powerhouse or having good luck recruiting but Kill was turning that around. It’s a real shame he has to retire. I wish him…

This really shakes up the Minnesota program.

This was one of the most gutting press conferences I’ve ever heard. Best wishes of health and happiness, Coach Kill.

That’s Kevin McHale...

Some consider Garnett to be a maniacal asshole, but at least he had the courtesy to not back into Coach Saunders’ spot.

Oh my god... ! It’s the giant ball of garbage from Futurama!

We had to put all of that stuff from your Grandparents walls in the 70’s somewhere!

Too many things involved in it. It’s an n-body problem with a chaotic solution. Thus differences between trajectories of particles who start close to each other get exponentially far apart from each other, and everything tends jumble up all crazy making the inverse problem really hard to solve precisely.