[backs away slowly]

Ball deflation is not equated to domestic abuse you fucktard.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

Sure, you could say that, but you’d also look like a huge asshole b/c the statement is absolutely correct as stands, and your comment only serves to take away from the important message here.

Not relevant to this story. Garbage comment.

Scat On The Mat

The bologna sandwich tattoo is the only good tattoo I have ever seen in my life.

Fucking goddamn parenthesis truthers.

You used three sets of parentheses, but one period? You should not be in any school system.

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

Don’t worry Colin, in your profession it’s better to be picked on than picked off.

Matthews: You ain’t Russell Wilson, bro!

I enjoyed it. He had me laughing quite often just within the first few minutes and throughout the show. And I enjoyed the Whitney joke but I’m also the kind of guy who had a trivia team name “Whitney Houston: 3 years Sober” earlier this year so that joke was right up my alley.

Guys...

For your enjoyment, here is where every one of those drives ended:

No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.

I hate my team. I don’t hate them because they are bad (and boy howdy, are they bad), but because the Packers are so good, and many Minnesotans have decided that abandoning the Land of 10,000 Lakes for the Land of Foam Cheese is a fine plan. This anger is compounded by slobbering idiots who genuinely believe that this…

Sarah Koenig is not some blogger that decided to get into the fray. She’s a Peabody award journalist that been at the NY Times and ABC. If anything I think she was smart to tackle something intriguing but less high profile to test the Serial format. This will be good.

Adnan probably did it, but dear Lord (and I say this as a lawyer) I cannot believe he was convicted, it never should have happened. The purest definition of reasonable doubt. The hardest challenge for a criminal lawyer is getting people to understand the difference between thinking someone did something, and having no…

As a 49ers fan, I’d rather they just ban 49ers games.