I bet his children are ashamed of their Disney villain piece of shit dad. I hope he knows that.

*reads article*

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

I almost broke my eyes doing this.

Just wait until the Thruway Authority gets wind of this, there’ll be an EZ-Pass kiosk every 20 feet.

Thanks to that video, I now know what it would look like if someone had a massive diarrhea explosion on a 1,975 foot water slide.

That would be H2O2.

“Why do you have the #28 in roman numerals on your shoulder?”

“It’s how many men I’ve killed.”

Maybe she just really likes superoxide radicals.

“I was with Liam [Hemsworth]’s family and everybody was getting tattoos and I was like, well, I’m always gonna need to be hydrated so I guess I should get H2O on my hand.”

Because she will always need to be hydrated. And this will remind her. Next question.

She should get, “I should’ve Googled it before getting it tattooed on my body forever,” tattooed on her body forever.

The features that come with the Prime subscription already negate the cost, so nothing.

The features that come with the Prime subscription already negate the cost, so nothing.

At least it wasn’t

A bit off topic, but I find it rather awesome and oddly perfect that Jon Oliver is married to an American woman who was a trauma nurse (surgeon?) in Iraq and that they met at the Republican National Convention. Oliver is a staunch liberal but he is incredibly respectful to men and women in uniform and he has a way of…

It always comes down to this.

I don't think the point of the payday loans segment was to shame the people who needed them but rather the predatory loaners who through exuberant interest percentages were taking advantage of people who were desperate.

I think you missed the point of that rant.

I did not think he was shaming the people who had to sue, but was shaming the companies.